contes.. djeha et les autres

* Le clou de Djeha (mesmar djeha)

djeha.jpgAyant des besoins d’argent, Djeha se décida de vendre sa maison. Cependant, il dut avant de conclure la vente, trouver un arrangement avec l’acheteur. Djeha lui dit : Je vends toute la maison, sauf ce clou planté au mur. L’acheteur accepta le deal étrange… Dès que le nouvel acquéreur de la maison s’installa chez lui, Djeha se pointa le matin à l’aube et dit au nouveau propriétaire : Je dois accrocher quelque chose à mon clou, et il accrocha un vieux serouel sale. Même s’il n’est pas content, l’acheteur  ne dit rien, considérant l’accord passé. Le jour d’après, Djeha vint enlever le pantalon sale et y accrocher une carcasse de mouton. Il laissa le mouton sur le clou quelques jours. Alors que les mouches et les mauvaises odeurs avaient envahi la maison, il revient retirer la carcasse de mouton et y pendre une peau de mouton d’une bête fraichement dépecée. Le propriétaire n’en pouvant plus de ces pratiques, protesta vivement auprès de Djeha.  » C’est mon clou. Et je peux y mettre ce que je veux, répondit Djeha. Et il en fut ainsi tous les jours. Djeha venait avec un nouvel objet ou bête pour l’accrocher au clou.La maison était devenue une vraie puanteur et invivable. Excédé, l’acheteur alla trouvet Djeha et lui dit :  » Cela ne peut plus durer ainsi- Il nous faut trouver une solution, je n’en peux plus. »  Ce à quoi Djeha répondit :  » – Si tu veux, je te rachète la maison à moitié prix. »   Et c’est ainsi que Djeha-Hodja Nasreddine récupéra sa maison.

 * Djeha .. le hittiste - Un étranger est venu à la recherche de Djeha dans le village où vivait clui-ci, afin de se mesurer à lui. A l’entrée du village, il rencontra un homme qui était adossé à un mur. L’étranger lui demanda :  » Salam alikoum! Je suis à la recherche de Djeha. Le connaissez-vous?  – Pourquoi le cherchez-vous ? demanda l’autre. – C’est pour me mesurer à lui, et lui prouver que je suis supérieur à lui, répondit le nouveau venu. – Alors attendez un moment, fit l’autre. Je le connais bien. Je vais te le chercher. Mais entre temps, il faudrait tenir ce mur avec ton dos. Ici, les hommes du village se relaient contre ce mur pour éviter qu’il tombe ! L’étranger prit la place de l’homme qui s’éclipsa.. et attendit des heures, de longues heures.. jusqu’à l’appel du mouàddine pour la prière du maghrib. Des passants curieux et étonnés, demandaient à cet étranger hittiste ce qu’il faisait là, à cette heure tardive de la journée. Il leur expliqua ce qui s’était passé… Alors ils se tordirent de rire en se tapant sur les cuisses.. Enfin, ils lui dirent : Pauvre idiot ! l’homme qui était avant toi contre ce mur, c’était Djeha lui-même… il s’était moqué de toi !   

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